151 Best Political Fantasy Football Team Names (Curated & Ranked) + Generator

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Some people choose to keep their politics separate from the rest of their life.

However, if you follow politics as closely as you follow football and are loud and proud about your political opinions, you might want to combine your passions and choose a political name for your fantasy football team.

After all, some would say that sports have always been political! For as long as leagues have existed, fans have cheered and booed politicians for making appearances at games or bringing luck (bad or good) to the team.

And, in fact, the Super Bowl is only able to air on television because of an intervention by Congress that exempted the NFL from certain antitrust laws.[1][2]

Below, we have the list of political fantasy football team name ideas — plus, scroll past the list for tips on creating your own name.

Political Fantasy Football Team Names

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    Barack, Paper, Scissors

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    Beware the Human Iceberg

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    Coastal Elites

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    Make Football Great Again

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    Critical Plays Theory

    a play on “critical race theory,” a hot-button subject among politicians

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    No Collusion

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    The Overturned

    a reference to Supreme Court rulings

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    Trump Cards

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    The Wall Tumbles Down

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    The Sleepy Creepy Joes

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    The Bad Hombres[3]

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    Privilege of Choice

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    High Tax & High Corruption

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    The Shifty Pencil Necks

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    Rocket Man in the Atmosphere

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    Jumping on the Bandwagon

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    Raiding the Public Purse

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    Never Walking Backward

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    The Deep State

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    The Pollsters

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    Trumpsters

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    Election Steelers[3]

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    Gallup Poll[4]

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    Not So Silent Majority

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    Speaking of Scandals

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    Secretive Like Slick Willie

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    The Trumplethinskins

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    Governed by Inferiors

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    Political Deceivers

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    Declining Approval Ratings

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    Make America Deflate Again

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    Falling for Fake News

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    Not So Grand Old Party

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    Basket of Deplorables

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    The Swing Voters

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    Department of Homefield Security[5]

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    SAC

    short for “Sports Action Committee,” a play on “political action committee” (PAC)

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    Reasonable Doubts

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    Oval Offense[3]

    a play on the Oval Office and the team’s offense

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    The [Favorite Player] Administration[4]

    use your favorite player’s last name

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    The Caucus Collective

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    Bipartisan Cooperatives

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    Band of Bleeding Hearts

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    Moving to Moscow

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    The Russian Colluders[5]

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    We Dissent!

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    Primary Winners

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    The Resistance[3]

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    Fibbers for President

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    Diplomatic Powers[6]

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    Conspiratorial Theories

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    The Fabricators

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    Committing Perjury

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    Making Noise, Doing Nothing

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    A Throne of Repeated Lies

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    Diplomatic Immunity

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    Our Patriotic Duty

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    Politically Incorrect

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    Unpresidented Presidents[3]

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    Warped Political Views

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    Combover Club

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    The Alternative Facts

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    On the Fence With Pence

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    Political Inferno Toupe

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    Trumping It Up

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    The Chosen Ones

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    Red Wave/Blue Wave[3]

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    Crying Clown's Fake Tears

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    The Fraudsters of Mystery

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    Here Comes the Tariff Man

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    A Rally of Vulgarities

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    The Feral Shouting Meatballs

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    Promising Everything

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    Sounding the Trumpets

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    Political Kryptonite

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    Great Political Obstructionists

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    Political Alter Egos

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    Fearing Election Interference

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    Living on the Senate Floor

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    Essentially Treasonous

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    Wild Left-Wing Pundits

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    Political Terms of Endearment

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    Impervious to Criticism

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    The Big Government Squad

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    The Green New Deal[4]

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    Speaking From the Bully Pulpit

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    Riding on Coattails

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    Checks & Balances of Power

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    Classic Demagogues

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    The Fence Menders

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    An Attempted Filibuster

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    On A Fishing Expedition

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    Issues on the Front Burner

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    Calling It Gerrymander

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    Step Aside Incumbents

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    From Inside the Beltway

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    Sitting Lame Ducks

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    Resorting to McCarthyism

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    Lobbying for Influence

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    Securing the Nomination

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    The Reactionary Left-Wing

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    Cutting the Red Tape

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    Rubber Chicken Circuit Group

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    In a Smoke-Filled Room

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    Spinning the Issues

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    The Spin Doctors

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    Corrupt Political Machine

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    Road Trip Whistle-Stoppers

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    Unorganized Control

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    Absentee Ballot Brigade

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    Evidence of Hypocrisy

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    Shakespearian References

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    Buried in Political Jargon

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    Lured by Political Swag

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    The Iron Triangle Alliance

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    Team of Snollygosters

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    Galvanizing the Crowds

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    Forming a Strategy

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    Swing State Battlegrounds

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    Some Say Nuclear, Others Say Nucular

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    The Misunderestimated

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    We Can See Russia From Here

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    Cutting the Fluffery

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    Obstacles to Solidarity

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    Fearing Fear Itself

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    Accomplishment Is a Journey

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    No Honor in Politics

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    Masquerading Principles

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    Professional Lip Readers

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    Grounded in Political Perspectives

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    The Trump Lexicon

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    Terminator or Governator?

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    We Will Unconditionally Surrender

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    A Presidency or Accidency?

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    The Bipartisans

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    Rehabilitated Political Images

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    On the Campaign Trail

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    Transcending Politics

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    Men of Narrow Vision

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    Returning to the Political Fray

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    Attempting to Convince Congress

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    Magnetic Political Shrewdness Squad

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    Agreeing to Disagree

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    Expressive Political Objections

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    Ringing Those Bells Like Paul Revere

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    The Swamp Things

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    The Filibusters

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    Tea Party Titans

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    Progressive Patriots

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    Capitol Hillbillies

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    The Gridlockers

Political Fantasy Football Team Name Generator

How to Create Political Fantasy Football Team Names

There’s no shortage of inspiration for political fantasy football team names — you have decades of the sport and centuries of political history to call upon!

If you’re not into any of the ideas on our list, consider the following tips, which we used to create our list:

  • Look into major political events and scandals. Political events range from world-changing and significant to so silly you can’t believe they’re real. The more ridiculous the event, the funnier the team names you can make from it will be!
  • Use political and football lingo. Incorporate terms like “campaign,” “caucus,” and “incumbent” from the political world or “end zone” and “huddle” from football.
  • Use the names of political or sports figures. If you have a favorite (or least favorite!) player, coach, president, or founding father, you can use that person’s name in your fantasy football name. Poke fun at the person (“The Donald’s Combover”) or show reverence (“Abe’s Honest Ones”); the tone of the team name is up to you.
  1. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-football-political_n_59c91815e4b06ddf45f9b002[]
  2. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/1291[]
  3. Cheat Sheet War Room Blog, "Trump Fantasy Football Names - Political Team Name Ideas for 2021"[][][][][][]
  4. Sporting News, "Best, funniest, fantasy football team names for 2020"[][][]
  5. r/Conservative, "Forum Game Friday - Political Fantasy Football Team Names"[][]
  6. Tech Poof, "Politically Incorrect Fantasy Football Names"[]

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