151 Best Political Fantasy Football Team Names (Curated & Ranked) + Generator

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Some people choose to keep their politics separate from the rest of their life.

However, if you follow politics as closely as you follow football and are loud and proud about your political opinions, you might want to combine your passions and choose a political name for your fantasy football team.

After all, some would say that sports have always been political! For as long as leagues have existed, fans have cheered and booed politicians for making appearances at games or bringing luck (bad or good) to the team.

And, in fact, the Super Bowl is only able to air on television because of an intervention by Congress that exempted the NFL from certain antitrust laws.[1][2]

Below, we have the list of political fantasy football team name ideas — plus, scroll past the list for tips on creating your own name.

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    Barack, Paper, Scissors

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    Coastal Elites

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    No Collusion

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    The Overturned

    a reference to Supreme Court rulings

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    Make Football Great Again

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    Never Walking Backward

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    Speaking of Scandals

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    Political Deceivers

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    Declining Approval Ratings

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    Not So Grand Old Party

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    Governed by Inferiors

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    The Swing Voters

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    Department of Homefield Security[3]

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    SAC

    short for “Sports Action Committee,” a play on “political action committee” (PAC)

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    Make America Deflate Again

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    Reasonable Doubts

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    Critical Plays Theory

    a play on “critical race theory,” a hot-button subject among politicians

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    Oval Offense[4]

    a play on the Oval Office and the team’s offense

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    Trumpsters

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    The [Favorite Player] Administration[5]

    use your favorite player’s last name

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    Trump Cards

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    The Caucus Collective

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    Election Steelers[4]

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    Bipartisan Cooperatives

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    Band of Bleeding Hearts

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    Moving to Moscow

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    The Russian Colluders[3]

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    We Dissent!

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    Primary Winners

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    The Resistance[4]

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    The Wall Tumbles Down

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    Fibbers for President

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    Diplomatic Powers[6]

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    Conspiratorial Theories

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    The Fabricators

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    Committing Perjury

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    Basket of Deplorables

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    The Trumplethinskins

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    Making Noise, Doing Nothing

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    A Throne of Repeated Lies

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    Diplomatic Immunity

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    Our Patriotic Duty

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    Politically Incorrect

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    Unpresidented Presidents[4]

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    The Sleepy Creepy Joes

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    Warped Political Views

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    The Bad Hombres[4]

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    Privilege of Choice

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    Combover Club

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    The Alternative Facts

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    On the Fence With Pence

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    Political Inferno Toupe

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    Trumping It Up

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    The Chosen Ones

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    Red Wave/Blue Wave[4]

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    High Tax & High Corruption

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    The Shifty Pencil Necks

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    Crying Clown's Fake Tears

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    Rocket Man in the Atmosphere

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    The Fraudsters of Mystery

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    Falling for Fake News

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    Here Comes the Tariff Man

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    A Rally of Vulgarities

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    The Feral Shouting Meatballs

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    Promising Everything

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    Sounding the Trumpets

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    Political Kryptonite

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    Gallup Poll[5]

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    Great Political Obstructionists

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    Political Alter Egos

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    Fearing Election Interference

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    Living on the Senate Floor

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    Essentially Treasonous

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    Wild Left-Wing Pundits

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    Political Terms of Endearment

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    Impervious to Criticism

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    The Big Government Squad

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    The Green New Deal[5]

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    Speaking From the Bully Pulpit

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    Riding on Coattails

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    Checks & Balances of Power

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    Classic Demagogues

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    The Fence Menders

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    An Attempted Filibuster

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    On A Fishing Expedition

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    Issues on the Front Burner

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    Calling It Gerrymander

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    Step Aside Incumbents

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    From Inside the Beltway

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    Sitting Lame Ducks

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    Resorting to McCarthyism

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    Lobbying for Influence

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    Securing the Nomination

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    The Reactionary Left-Wing

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    Cutting the Red Tape

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    Rubber Chicken Circuit Group

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    Not So Silent Majority

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    In a Smoke-Filled Room

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    Spinning the Issues

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    The Spin Doctors

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    Corrupt Political Machine

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    Road Trip Whistle-Stoppers

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    Unorganized Control

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    Absentee Ballot Brigade

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    Evidence of Hypocrisy

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    Shakespearian References

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    Buried in Political Jargon

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    Jumping on the Bandwagon

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    Lured by Political Swag

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    The Iron Triangle Alliance

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    Team of Snollygosters

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    Galvanizing the Crowds

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    Forming a Strategy

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    Swing State Battlegrounds

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    Raiding the Public Purse

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    Some Say Nuclear, Others Say Nucular

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    The Misunderestimated

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    We Can See Russia From Here

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    Cutting the Fluffery

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    Obstacles to Solidarity

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    Fearing Fear Itself

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    Accomplishment Is a Journey

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    No Honor in Politics

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    Masquerading Principles

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    Professional Lip Readers

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    Grounded in Political Perspectives

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    The Trump Lexicon

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    Terminator or Governator?

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    We Will Unconditionally Surrender

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    Beware the Human Iceberg

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    A Presidency or Accidency?

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    Secretive Like Slick Willie

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    The Bipartisans

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    Rehabilitated Political Images

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    On the Campaign Trail

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    Transcending Politics

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    Men of Narrow Vision

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    Returning to the Political Fray

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    Attempting to Convince Congress

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    Magnetic Political Shrewdness Squad

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    Agreeing to Disagree

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    Expressive Political Objections

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    Ringing Those Bells Like Paul Revere

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    The Swamp Things

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    The Deep State

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    The Filibusters

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    Tea Party Titans

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    Progressive Patriots

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    The Pollsters

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    The Gridlockers

Political Fantasy Football Team Name Generator

How to Create Political Fantasy Football Team Names

There’s no shortage of inspiration for political fantasy football team names — you have decades of the sport and centuries of political history to call upon!

If you’re not into any of the ideas on our list, consider the following tips, which we used to create our list:

  • Look into major political events and scandals. Political events range from world-changing and significant to so silly you can’t believe they’re real. The more ridiculous the event, the funnier the team names you can make from it will be!
  • Use political and football lingo. Incorporate terms like “campaign,” “caucus,” and “incumbent” from the political world or “end zone” and “huddle” from football.
  • Use the names of political or sports figures. If you have a favorite (or least favorite!) player, coach, president, or founding father, you can use that person’s name in your fantasy football name. Poke fun at the person (“The Donald’s Combover”) or show reverence (“Abe’s Honest Ones”); the tone of the team name is up to you.
  1. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-football-political_n_59c91815e4b06ddf45f9b002[]
  2. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/1291[]
  3. r/Conservative, "Forum Game Friday - Political Fantasy Football Team Names"[][]
  4. Cheat Sheet War Room Blog, "Trump Fantasy Football Names - Political Team Name Ideas for 2021"[][][][][][]
  5. Sporting News, "Best, funniest, fantasy football team names for 2020"[][][]
  6. Tech Poof, "Politically Incorrect Fantasy Football Names"[]